Where to begin?

Ungh, can I say a few words before I actually start blogging, because I have so much to say. I use this as a tool to relieve my stress and anxiety about everything in my life. I honestly don't give two schitts about the warden, selfish bitches, crazy stalkers, or under-sexed dicks. Typically anyone who has pushed me over the edge (believe me there are plenty). I hope that my blogs can help others in similar situations realize that they are not alone out there. That people who take on the stress of all those around them, and say nothing to anyone when their feeling are hurt can still have a laugh at the expense of others, and not feel bad about it, but better than that not get caught doing it...LOL!!